Some of the Worst foods for a Bearded Man

In honor of this past week being Thanksgiving. I’ve decided to give a brief run down of some of the messiest foods that I’ve encounter with a beard. Sure this isn’t everything out there just some of my miss haps. Feel free to comment on your own beard and food blunders below.
1.Drinks – Granted this seems to be a minor issue. but for those of us who like frothy beers and foamy coffees. This can be a big dilemma. So just be cautious when grabbing beers on a date or coffee with a co-worker to always check and recheck.
2.Soup – Yes you can control this by using a spoon or drinking it from a to-go sippy-cup but still it’s a pain.
3.Birthday – Icing in my experience has proven to be the devil. Especially if no one tells you and the icing hards it a bitch to get out.
4.Guacomole & Cheese Dips – I have found these can be controlled by smaller bites and smaller deeps. But still sometimes you just can’t help but to just drink that cheese dip from your favorite Mexican restaurant. Again just make sure to check and recheck.
5.Corn on the Cob – This can be one of natures curelest vegetables for beards. But hey the extra butter does help soft my beard and give it a nice shine.
6.Pancakes – No matter I do, I can’t seem to keep syrup out of my beard. No matter if it’s smaller bites or less syrup it is going to be stuck in there. So i’ve just learned that if I can take a shower afterwards then it’s no pancakes for me.
7.Ribs and Wings – These are even horrible for people who don’t have beards. You just might as well face it, you going to get it all in your beard, there is no way around it. At least most places provide those handy little lemon scented wipes.
8.Fettucine Alfredo – Lastly for me this is the worst. As much as I love Alfredo sauce it is the worst. Again no matter what you do it will get stuck in your beard. But what makes this the worst is the smell. Once that sauce isn’t fresh anymore it almost gives off the odor of vomit, which for me is unbearable. So again just like with pancakes, I have to go shower afterwards or it’s no Alfredo sauce for me.


About veggiescruff

You may be wondering what the hell VeggieScruff means? Well my last name is Turnipseed that leads to the nickname Veggie, which I’ve had for years. The scruff part didn’t come till years later with I started to develop an admiration for beards and guys with them. I also grew a love for beer and as the years passed I began experimenting and trying new different beers. But the one thing that has always been present in my life was music, ever since I was a kid. Most of my friends even refer to me as a music-snob, I think it’s meant to enduring or at least that how I’m taking it. So basically a bearded guy will always gets my attention. Then if said bearded guy were drinking a microbrew or craft beer then I’d be intrigued. But if said dude with beer was listening to really awesome music… well then you’d be reading this blog, that or be on the best date ever. So feel free to follow along or leave, the title only consists of just some of my main interest but I’m also a Printmaker and Designer so some of those topics will be scattered about and probably a few random rants too. My posts may not be relevant or even safe for work. But I will always try to be honest, entertaining and even hopefully informative from time to time, if I feel like it.

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